Favoured weapon of Chuck Boris!

dnkn @ 2006-04-30T11:49:00

2006-04-30T09:49:24Z

You scored as Serenity (Firefly). You like to live your own way and donâ��t enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

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Serenity (Firefly)

100%

Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)

81%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)

75%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)

69%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)

69%

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)

69%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)

63%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)

63%

SG-1 (Stargate)

63%

Moya (Farscape)

63%

FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files)

44%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)

38%

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I guess an update is needed

2005-10-29T00:51:14Z

I'm back from my trip to New Zeeland. And what a trip it was! Awesome company, beautiful scenery, calm days without any bills or paperwork, and no stress whatsoever. On the downside, the weather was a bit shitty, but hey. It beats snow and rain!

Of course, when I returned home, I had a mountain of bills, but hopefully it'll sort itself out. I still have a bit of cash left from my social welfare payment.

I'm currently looking for various jobs, and I've found one weekend job at least. I help a mate with her rock-pub thing by standing in the door checking ID's and so on. Pretty chill, but I've already started to hate drunk people.

Speaking of wich, tomorrow will be the saturday of doom! I'll probably drink my ass off at my friend's housewarming party, but hey. It's pretty damn close to home :)

Everything is falling apart

2005-08-23T02:38:07Z

Everything I've ever hoped for these last few weeks has crumbled and fallen at my feet. I've got so many daggers in my back I can't even count them now. My head hurts from lack of sleep, and my stomach hurts from way too much stress.

Well, I guess I'll deal with the rest when I get home. Only one and a half week left before my vacation. Phew!

Stolen from Asshog

2005-08-17T21:49:41Z

azeral

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dnkn @ 2005-07-25T13:33:00

2005-07-25T11:34:57Z

You Are 20% American

You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

How American Are You?

Dammit, I was hoping to get a lower score.

Stolen from people.

2005-07-19T11:27:28Z

create your own visited countries map
or vertaling Duits Nederlands

Arrrgh.

2005-07-14T01:28:28Z

Raaaaaaaaaahrg!! Me angry. Me should not discuss stuff while drunk.

Waht kind of pirate are you?

2005-06-11T14:39:12Z

You're the TRADITIONAL PIRATE. Stealing gold,
backstabbing other pirates, being suspicious of
everyone you meet, running from the law...
you're the real thing. People don't like to
mess with you because you always manage to get
your way. Just watch out, those parrots can be
a little messy sometimes....

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Gyahaha!

2005-06-06T11:10:28Z

Nerd humor at its best!

Cool

2005-06-06T08:51:18Z

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news05/050509f.php

Holy futuristic totalitarian regime, Batman!

Me too!

2005-06-03T19:08:26Z

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I kind of saw that coming.

Stupidity causes cancer

2005-05-30T15:22:06Z

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm

I mean come on people! What's wrong with kids today?

dnkn @ 2005-05-30T03:00:00

2005-05-30T02:41:17Z

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Simon
Simpe
Dunken

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
Fade
Hellninja
Laserlasse

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My eyes
My hands
My hair

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My weight
My feet
My hair

PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
Sweden
Finland
Russia

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Loneliness
Things being out of my control
Children

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Sleep (hibernation)
Music (cacophony)
Coffee (coffeine)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Iron Maiden T-shirt
Black jeans
Headphones

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
At the Gates
Nile
Behemoth

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
At the moment:
Nile - User Maat Re
Red Harvest - Wormz
Nasum - Hets

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Fun
Trust
Love

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
I haven't been to school in over a month
I've been planning on sorting it out
I've sorted it out

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Role-playing
Slacking
Moving (apparently)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Meet up with my baby
Sort out my situation
Win the lottery

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
Warehouse employee
Linguist
Taxi driver (you lookin' at me?)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Sölvesborg (Sweden Rock Festival)
Wacken (Wacken Open Air)
Nämforsen (Urkult)

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU HATE:
Anton
Leif-Göran
Linus

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
Petter
Nils
Linn

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
See the world
Storm the Vatican just to see the Venetian Guard in action
Test fire a M134 Minigun

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
I use hair conditioner
I own three pairs of shoes
I always close the toilet lid (tacky, I know, but it said stereotypical...)

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
I prefer beer to drinks
I haven't cried to any movie
I'm a slob

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
Celebs are stupid.
Angela Bennet (Arch Enemy)
Jessica Alba
Carrie Fisher

THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
Adolf Hitler
Josef Stalin
Franklin D. Rosevelt

Your powers are weak old man...

2005-05-26T16:52:01Z

You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.

Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is
associated with energy, war, danger, strength,
power, and determination as well as passion and
desire. You have seen the Strength and Power of
the Dark Side of the Force and have you thirst
for more of it.

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Stupid things to do when you're bored...

2005-05-16T02:14:45Z

Take all your mp3:s on your computer and put them in a playlist. Shuffle and write the ten first songs that plays. Not that hard, eh?

1. Finntroll - Den svarte älgens blod
2. Mistelein - Bloodline desires
3. Metallica - St. Anger
4. Carcass - Genital grinder
5. Hatesphere - Disbeliever
6. Amorphis - Tuonela
7. The Crown - Death by my side
8. Ennio Morricone - Here's to you
9. Sentenced - Dreamlands
10. Bolt Thrower - Realm of Chaos

Now it's your turn!

Since everyone else is doing it...

2005-05-16T02:08:54Z

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

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atheism

92%

Satanism

92%

agnosticism

75%

Buddhism

63%

Paganism

63%

Judaism

33%

Islam

21%

Christianity

17%

Hinduism

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Update

2005-04-07T03:15:56Z

Back in Sweden. New flat sorted. Tax refund kicks ass. My throat hurts.

dnkn @ 2005-03-25T09:43:00

2005-03-25T08:46:58Z

T-3 hours, 25 minutes and closing.

I haven't slept anything at all tongight, it's easier not to oversleep if you're already awake.

Religion test!

2005-03-25T02:46:31Z

You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.

Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

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atheism

92%

Satanism

88%

agnosticism

71%

Buddhism

58%

Paganism

50%

Judaism

33%

Islam

33%

Christianity

17%

Hinduism

Which religion is the right one for you?

I do have people praying for me. Their god doesn't listen to them thoguh.

Jesus wept

2005-03-24T13:22:17Z

No school for one week, wohoo! Easter brake rules. I sure as hell hope you'll drink loads of beer tomorrow, celebrating the death of Christ.

New and improved.

2005-03-23T16:00:22Z

Picked up my brand new passport today. I look like a criminal, and I shit you not. I actually flinched when I first looked at the picture, heh.

Murphy's Rules of Combat

2005-03-23T06:18:27Z

This is just hillarious. Cracks me up everytime I read it!

1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
2. If you can see the enemy, they can see you.
3. Incoming fire has the right of way.
4. Friendly fire isn't.
5. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
6. Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire. This is why aircraft carriers are called bomb magnets.
7. There is always a way.
8. The easy way is always mined.
9. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
10. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
11. The enemy only attacks on one of two occasions: When you're ready for them, and when you're not ready for them.
12. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
13. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed at you.
14. If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
15. The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
16. Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
17. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
18. If it's stupid but works, then it isn't stupid.
19. When in doubt empty the magazine.
20. Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.
21. Anything you do can get you shot. Including doing nothing.
22. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
23. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
24. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
25. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
26. The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small.
27. Five second fuses only last three seconds.
28. It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
29. A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
30. If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
31. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
32. Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
33. You are not a superman.
34. No plan survives the first contact intact.
35. If you are forward of your position the artillery will always fall short.
36. The important things are always simple.
37. The simple things are always hard.
38. No combat ready unit ever passed inspection.
39. Beer math: two beers times 37 men equal 49 cases.
40. Body count math: two guerillas plus one portable plus two pigs equals 37 enemy KIA.
41. Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together.
42. Radios will fail as soon as you desperately need fire support.
43. Tracers work both ways.
44. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take.
45. When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right.
46. If it moves, shoot it.
47. If it doesn't move, poke it with your gun barrel and then shoot it.
48. Overkill works.
49. Murphy was a grunt.

Back in black

2005-03-23T04:45:23Z

...or something like that. Well, first post here. Don't know what exactly to write though. Oh well.

np: Godsmack - Moon baby